10 weird things that women do

Women are stunning, majestic creatures, but WE also enjoy doing really bizarre stuff. There are always going to be random things that women enjoy that men would just never understand, and vice versa. And there is nothing wrong with that. 
We all have strange habits, but generally we keep them to ourselves.There are just some things that need to be done no matter how irrational they may sound.

Here are 10 things weird things Women love to do in private.
 1

Doing squats to stretch out those freshly washed jeans . Also wearing those same jeans for two weeks without washing them. Unless they are stained/ dirty. Well, sometimes even then.



 2

Doing shower math when you wake up to see how long you have to sleep or to find out if it's even worth showering (because you could just go back to bed and put your hair in a bun). 



 3

When trying to poop in public you pretend you're not in the stall and go dead silent if someone comes in. You will not poop until they've left the bathroom.


4


Spending way too much time trying to pluck one eyebrow, instead you manage to pinch that sensitive area right underneath your eyebrow and it hurts like hell and then your arms get tired and you give up. Make funny faces unintentionally while doing makeup like opening your mouth really wide while putting mascara on.


5


Own a pile of bras. Constantly wear the one that makes our boobs look best. Wearing the same bra for an undetermined amount of time.


6

Checking yourself out. Doing all kinds of positions in front of a mirror to see what it looks like from the guy’s perspective.



7

Crying for no apparent reason, to the point where you feel foolish and annoyed with yourself for having so many feelings. Also, staring at yourself in the mirror during the waterworks for a look at your always unflattering cry face.



 8
Not going out because you're already home and you took your bra off.  Enjoying the rush of freedom and lack of constriction that comes from taking one’s bra off at the end of the day.


9


We pretend all sorts of things. Getting an award, hosting a talk show, being a contestant on a reality show, and pushing your stomach out to get an idea of what pregnant-you will look like, to name a few.


10


Deny this whole list and silently smile and  agree to each point.







Tinu Menachery

Tinu Menachery is a restless soul. She loves trying new things that don't involve water, as her hydrophobic self is yet to overcome her fear. She loves talking, and can speak for hours together. Drop a mail, if you want her to talk about a particular topic. We all have 'blank mind' days don't we?

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